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Tuesday morning I forgot my coffee on the counter while rushing out the door.
Alright. Fine. I can drink crummy hospital drip.
Wednesday morning. Coffee successfully brought to work and then promptly spilled on the floor.
No, no, that’s cool. Surely this grapefruit sparkling water will keep me awake with its effervescence.
Thursday was a lecture from my dentist about how much coffee I drink.
Look, I’ve been vaguely disappointing dentists for years buddy. Back off of the coffee. Continue reading