A couple of weeks ago, my boss got back from helping execute The Wedding That Shall Not Be Named for her sister. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong, and much of it couldn’t even have been predicted (wildfire smoke from Canada blocking the gorgeous view of the mountains at your ceremony site?!). I think that both she and I had the exact same thought about our own upcoming weddings when she finished filling me in on the details. Continue reading
Tuesday morning I forgot my coffee on the counter while rushing out the door.
Alright. Fine. I can drink crummy hospital drip.
Wednesday morning. Coffee successfully brought to work and then promptly spilled on the floor.
No, no, that’s cool. Surely this grapefruit sparkling water will keep me awake with its effervescence.
Thursday was a lecture from my dentist about how much coffee I drink.
Look, I’ve been vaguely disappointing dentists for years buddy. Back off of the coffee. Continue reading